Marinecall and the Met Office have teamed up with leading cartoonist Mike Peyton to produce a set of 12 postcards each featuring one of his classic cartoons guaranteed to bring a tear (of resignation, joy or pain) to every viewer.

With captions such as:

"What do you expect if you buy him a pair of winches for Christmas; of course he'll go and fit them", this set of limited edition postcards will make a poignant seasonal gift or stocking filler.

To receive your set of limited edition Marinecall Mike Peyton postcards phone 09065 385 385 (maximum call charge £1) and if you get your act together, you may even receive them in time for Christmas.

Alternatively, keep them for yourself and you might find they're invaluable for sending back messages to friends and family during your annual cruise.

The print run is only 5,000 and the offer is limited to one set of postcards per household.

And a free calendar Marinecall and the Met Office have produced a 2006 calendar using classic Mike Peyton cartoons.

The perfect stocking filler, the wall mounted calendar features a different Mike Peyton cartoon every month - sure to elicit a wry smile from every sailor and crew member.

There are several ways to order. You can visit www.marinecall.co.uk, email your details to Marinecall@itouch.co.uk or contact customer services 0871 200 3985 (Mon-Fri), while stocks last.