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Portsmouth Poll - November 2010

11 Nov 2010

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Poll01-Jenkins-100Harking back to this year’s PSP Southampton Boat Show, Poll dug out a couple of shots she took while watching the delightful Katherine Jenkins launching the latest Sunseeker in blustery conditions.
  
So blustery, in fact, that Ms Jenkins had quite a tussle to keep her skirt down to modest levels.Poll02-Skirt-80 This prompted her to remark between numbers that she was having a slight problem and she hoped she wasn’t flashing anyone.

Poll says this thought brought an audible groan from the crowd of avidly panting males on the pontoon.

 

 

Poll03-54-on-80   Another interesting feature of the Sunseeker launch was a lady obviously signing for the deaf. An excellent idea, says Poll. But the range of hand and arm positions adopted by the signer prompted one wag to exclaim loudly she just gave the odds for Fairline being flogged off before the London show as 5-4 on.

 

 

Yet another picture arrives from one of Poll’s moles. This is, of course, an image Poll showed once before as a very Poll04-Cleghorn-80attractive way a young lady found of keeping herself firmly anchored on a swaying tube train one day.
   However, Poll’s obviously slightly deranged contributor looked beyond the rather firm and pleasantly pert young lady to the gentleman in the background and asked Poll – is this Charles Gleghorn?
  
Answers on a postcard to poll@boatingbusiness.com

 

Poll05-Scrubber-300Poll hears a group of Czech students who lost their temp jobs in the credit crunch have set up their own naked cleaning agency. Now they’re buffing up their clients' furniture with their Crazy Cleaners business - and charging £50 an hour for their services.
   ‘We needed to find work and thought of this,’ said founder Katka Kopecka, who studies economics at Charles University in Prague. ‘Nobody likes cleaning and everyone likes to look at a good body.’ Poll notes the company name carefully avoids use of Student Scrubbers…
  
The firm has 15 male and female students on its books and can provide cleaners prepared to work in their undies, topless or even fully naked.
   Poll wonders if the male employees offer a special service to find and clean that elusive golden rivet

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