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Portsmouth Poll - September 2010

10 Nov 2010

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Poll read in The Sun recently about a young lady who collapsed in a supermarket when her vibrating panties made her feel faint with pleasure.
It appears her panties went out of control, causing the lady to fall and hit her head in the crowded supermarket in Swansea. The paramedics arrived to find her black imitation leather knickers still buzzing, so they removed them before the lady was taken to hospital for a check up.
A spokesman for the Asda supermarket chain told The Sun:‘We like to think shopping with us is exciting enough already.’

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Poll’s picture makes it seem Nellie the Elephant is going through a circus routine, doesn’t it?
The reality is this is Dokkoon, an Asian elephant being put through her birthing exercises. The zoo apparently called in an expert in animal reproduction to oversee the final days of her pregnancy.
Are they having a laugh, Poll wonders? Giving an elephant tips on how to give birth? Surely an elephant never forgets these things.

 Poll has often had to adjudicate between men friends on size. But while her contestants usually vie for superiority in inches, Poll hears two of the richest men in the world have taken their Alpha Male domination attempts to two feet, no less.
It seems that nice Russian Oligarch, Roman Abramovich, who can count up to 22ft if you talk about Chelsea FC, can count to a massive 533ft when it comes to his superyacht Eclipse.
She now has a competitor in Dubai, the boat now owned by Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid al-Maktoum, the Ruler of Dubai.
Dubai, it seems, is 531ft 6in. And while Poll usually offers her opinion on the odd inch or two here and there, the Sheik has decided his must be a lot bigger than Roman Abramovich’s. So he’s adding 24” to Dubai.
So what, says Poll? Dubai will still be a secondhand boat, having been built for Prince Jefri Bolkiah, the playboy brother of the Sultan of Brunei.
She was then named Tits and had two tenders, named Nipple 1 and Nipple 2.
Now that, says Poll, makes rather more of a statement about a man than pure size can ever do.


Poll-02-PLastic-250-webAn Italian businessman missed his ex-girlfriend so much after she dumped him that he paid £12,000 to recreate her as a realistic sex doll, Poll hears. The 50-year-old man put together a collection of photos of his ex for Italian adult toymaker Diego Bortolin to work on, reports Il Messaggero.
‘I want it just like her but with bigger boobs,’ he reportedly requested.
Mr Bortolin, who hasn't named the man, creates silicone sex dolls at the factory behind his shop in Treviso, Italy.
‘Our normal dolls are very realistic and everything works just like the real thing.’ Said Mr Bortolin.’
Poll bets nobody could really come up with a plastic girl that works anything like her real thing…

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